Disney, Florida, and the Folly of Special Business Exemptions
1And then in the year of dread Wokeness the third, it came to pass in the Land of Dis, where Walt he begat him his line, 2but upon which in later days lay the rule of dark descendants not fit to command, 3there broke forth a haughty demand that the kingdoms beyond Dis contemn not the grown from speaking adult things unto babes in arms. 4Sayeth Chapek of Dis, the eighth of his line: even so must thou thine own children give over to worldly things; lo, though they yet sip at the juice box. 5The people did lament and say nay, even in their great legions. 6And so their kings and councils heard, and moved, and thus fell away from Dis the special anointments that these mighties had once bestowed. 7And therewith also were driven from Dis the foul Chapek, and his fellows, whom the multitudes judged woeful and dire stewards of things for the innocent young.
– Book of Absurdicus, Chapter 36
We live in very stupid times.
